it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
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The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
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quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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