If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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