So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
3 2 1 whiskey
Everyone says I win the strip club
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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