Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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