on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
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Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
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He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
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