Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
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She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
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I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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