So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
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we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
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You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
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