Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
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There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
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Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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