tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
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That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
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I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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