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Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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