i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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