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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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