how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
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I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
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I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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