She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
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like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
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I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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