I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
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because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
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It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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