Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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