so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
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He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
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You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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