thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
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