People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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