My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I wish i was in the wii world.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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