We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
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disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
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I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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