i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
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Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
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I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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