i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
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So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
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Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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