We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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