it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I just found a bag of teeth...
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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