I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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