dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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