please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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