rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
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