1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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