But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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