Christians are straight up FREAKS
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
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