First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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