my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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