so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
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every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
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the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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