The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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