im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
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There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
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come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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