I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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