I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
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So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
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I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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