I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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