so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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