So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
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when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
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There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
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