quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
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