VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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