So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
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Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
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Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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