I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
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Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
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GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
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Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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