I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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