Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
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we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
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Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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