So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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