try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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