marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
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As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
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LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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