it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
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