Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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