In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
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Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
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You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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